Lyrics

It's time for candy
A sweet sensation!
I need a chewy snack that has no expiration

Don't want a Payday
Kind Bars are passé
I want some glucose syrup sugar and some jell-ay!

So every now and then I'll grab a bag full
And I'll be stuffing my big mouth with a fist full
Hey! Yay! Hey! Yay!

Yeah I'm crazy 'bout Haribo, any day or night
I'll take a bag of "Twin Snakes" I'll be doin' just great
Send a box of that, with some Johnny Blue
I got some eggs on the stove that are boilin' too

Twenty Five flavors, "Kosher Grapefruit"
I'll be chewin' on the phone puttin' Wilbon on mute
Send some gummies for my tummy it's a new TK delight
Cuz when you know, then you know...HARIBO!
HARIBO!
HARIBO!

Lyrics & Vocals by Joe & Mackenzie Aro
Parody of "Fancy Like" by Walker Hayes