Lyrics

Wake up Tony
'cause your Nats are doing somethin' that's really cool!
But you're in bed by 8, you never stay up late and break your golden rule

They say you're 71
that doesn't mean you can't have any fun
You might never see this again
before you die.....

Just have some ice cream over the sink
Boil some eggs with a good stiff drink
Max is a "Warrior God"
and The Orchid's gonna make you proud

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart
Inspired by Ryan Joseph Chait, Cincinnati, Ohio