Lyrics

A parody of “Arthur’s Theme”

Just a bit west of Binghamton
Sits a lil’ sleepy college town
Where it seems like everyone’s pants are falling down
Here’s Tony K. to the rescue
With a new box of that that’s going to waste
So why not strap this Bearcat around your waist?

When you get caught without a belt in Johnson City
Here’s a free one
From the U
When you get caught without a belt in Johnson City
The best thing you can wear
The best thing you can wear’s this belt you’ll love