Lyrics

I was tired of this cold spell
I'm from Texas you know
so this plane I am boarding
out of the country I'll go

I thought I'd take a vacation
to sunny weather instead
but checking twitter in Cancun
looks like they want Ted dead

If you pretend you're a good dad
but you get caught on a plane
if you're not into snowstorms
and you hate freezing rain

If you hate fleein' from reporters
in a cold winter mess
well you can leave but remember
you can't avoid the press!!

Parody of "The Pina Colada Song" by Rupert Holmes
Idea: David Lord in Odenton, Maryland
Lyrics: David Lord & Joe Aro
Vocals: Joe Aro