Lyrics

Well he is all of 72
drinkin' Johnny Walker Blue
and he might be seen
with holes in his footwear
But how could we listen to another?
He's an Orange Man with no hair

Well he is so happy
when you send him stuff for free
but when he's on that bridge
ohhh he gets so scared
He looks a lot like Brad Childress
yeah he's an orange man with no hair

and his ratings go boom
even on that zoom
and Mike Wilbon's not surprised!

Oh he's long in bed by 9
and he walks Chessie at 5
but an inch of snow
is more than he can bear
He's a Doctor of Letters and a HOFWOF
And an orange man with no hair

By Joe Aro
Parody of THE BEATLES "I SAW HER STANDING THERE"