Lyrics

I used to own a bar
They brought me fries when I gave the word
They made me bacon, eggs and fresh coffee
And you could watch a podcast for free

Gary, Maury and the Socialite
they used to be right by my side
sellin' t-shirts, tossing out free hats
And they'd send me a box, a box of that

The Littles came and watched with glee
until the plumbing backed up on me
and I discovered it was all financed
With Michael & Liz's inheritance

They'd come to Wisconsin and Jenifer Street
For a morning podcast and a meet and greet
The loudest leaf blowers you'd ever see
I couldn't get a mural painted for free

Even though I ran out of cash
I still enjoyed the visits, with Littles from near and far
but that was when I owned a bar

By Joe Aro
For Littles everywhere
Parody of 'Viva La Vida" by Coldplay