Penis (Venus - Bananarama) Ft: Jaime & Claire

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A parody of a song by Bananarama.
A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA & Claire in Witness Protection
Recorded: 01/26/2020 Released: 01/26/2020 First aired: 09/29/2020

Lyrics

Carville’s in the TSA line
His phone sounds like it’s Brigadoon
A man with a wand is primed
To drop his pantaloons

He’s pickin’
And, Tony, he's packin’
Measure his Penis, then take the home dog
And probe his hog
Well, measure his Penis, then bet the under
And check his spelunker

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ElliotO in Commack, NY
Apparently the lawyers do, in fact, object! BRILLIANT, though.
1960 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Shocked this hasn't aired. Do lawyers object with the P word? Cmon, man!!
2169 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
I predict this will cause the loudest laughter in pod history. I predict it's aired in the next 2 days. So so great!!
2181 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Unfreakingbelievably hysterical.
2203 days ago.

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