Lyrics

'Tis the f&*@ing season!

Lyrics:
Said the Orange Man to Littles everywhere
Listen to what I say (listen to what I say)
There must be free food and parking there
Listen to what I say (listen to what I say)
A box, a box
Send a box of that
And leave two robes hanging on the rack
And leave two robes hanging on the rack

Said the Orange Man to the underling
Do you know who I am? (Do you know who I am?)
Invite me but I won't go to your thing.
Do you know who I am? (Do you know who I am?)
A star, a star
That's who the $%#& I am...

*A parody of "Do You Hear What I Hear" written in 1962, by Noël Regney and Gloria Shayne. I triple-searched this site and I really can't believe no one has done this before.