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Frequent spots on Fox and Friends
Supposed to help him win again
But his skin proved paper thin
Their polling was the worst it’s been

That network was his favorite toy
A cover for his crimes
He had to fly when they began to pry
just like the NY Times

Psycho was a lawyer, boys,
His New York mouth made a lot of noise
He wore it out on talk TV
For the astonished world to see
Psycho made his final mess
On the set of CBS
And when he bombed on Meet the Press
Hefty knew he had to go

All of his attorneys say
You can’t indict him anyway
To kick him out there’s just one way
Impeachment I propose

Hefty said he had confused
Leaking dirt with making news
The paltry dirt he had amassed
Was too much drain on Hefty's cash
The day they let poor Psycho go
Hefty split for Mar-a-Lago
But if he paid his taxes, though,
There ain't nobody knows

All of his defenders say
You can’t believe what’s in the dossier
to kick him out there’s just one way
Impeach him I propose

Reporters tell how Psycho fell
Tweeted from that great Hotel
His seat is hot and Melania’s cold
So the story ends we're told
Psycho needs a pardon, true,
But save a pass for “you know who”
They were screwed ‘cause he failed to do
all that Hefty had proposed

All the gray attorneys say
If he belonged to the K.K.K.
To kick him out there’s just one way
Impeachment I propose

Patriotic people say
He’s no good for the USA
And so he must be put away
By impeachment I propose