Lyrics

Probably too long to submit for on air consideration.
Maybe I can play it for Nigel at the "World Tour".

THEY CALL US THE LITTLES WITH ZERO RESPECT FOR THE RULES.
BUT WE’RE JUST JINGLE WRITERS, WRITING OUR PARODY TUNES.
OUR MISSION IS TO POKE FUN AT TONY, CAN THAT BE SO WRONG?
AND IF YOU THINK IT IS, MISTER JINGLE SELECTOR,
THEN WHY DON’T YOU WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS.

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AND DON’T LISTEN TO OURS,THEY MIGHT DRIVE YOU CRAZY.
THEY MAY MAKE YOU DWELL ON EMOTIONS YOU DON’T WANT TO SHOW.
IF YOU CAN’T TAKE THE HEAT,GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
SO SIT BACK, RELAX AND JUST LISTEN, OR WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS.

MR. JINGLE SELECTOR, GETTING ONE PAST YOU IS TOUGH.
PERHAPS YOU ARE THINKING, WE DON’T SOUND BRITISH ENOUGH,
MR, TONY WITH CRUMPETS AND TEA, SOUNDS KIND OF WRONG,
WE’LL TAKE THE HEAT, YOU DO THE CHOOSING,
AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS.

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LISTENING TO OURS, MAY STILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY.
THEY MAY MAKE YOU DWELL ON EMOTIONS YOU DON’T WANT TO SHOW.
YOU’RE OUT OF THE KITCHEN SO YOU CAN QUIT BITCHIN,
SO SIT BACK, RELAX AND JUST LISTEN, OR WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS.