Lyrics

My friends we’ve got Jingles
Right here inside the District
With a capital J and that rhymes with A
And that stands for Ancient!

Seventy one years old’s what the papers say
That’s the kind of newsworthy report we admire
We’ve all heard of a new grandson that he still won’t pickup
Afraid of germs he might acquire

Seventy one years old Cindy Boren writes
And we’d have to agree he’s clean out of time
Near the end of a nice long life, that’s financed by PTI
He’s reserved his spot at Ingleside

We’ve all heard accounts of recent calamities
Slipped a disc, took a risk, closed a restaurant
It’s a smart idea to lease a car
I don’t know where my glasses are
My God, these are someone else’s pants!

From "The Music Man"