Lyrics

Tony, how can you do this?
Just up and walk away
How will we get through this?
all those people who listen each day

You’re leaving the show at the radio station
and Channel 8 and CSPAN, too
Twentysomething years at those radio stations
You’re leaving, Tony, where will you go?

You got a new thing goin'
A studio with a view
but there’s no ASCAP license
So you can’t play these songs I send you

Doing the show from an undisclosed location
For just a while, then that’s done, too
Time to move on from the undisclosed location
You’re leaving, Tony, where will you go? Where will you go?

Tony, you moved to a restaurant
And Chatter’s been great except for all that money
you’re losin' not earnin', you’re wastin', and you’re burnin'.

Tony, what will become of you
Please, I'm begging you Tony
Your savings will be gone
before you can close it
you’ll be broke before you know it

Chatter’s closed for major renovations
You drew a crowd a time or two
You need a new home, it’s a desperate situation
You’re leaving, Tony, where will you go? Where will you go?

A parody of Righteous Brothers, "Soul and Inspiration"