Lyrics

With all respect to the godfather of parodies, "Weird Al" Yankovic, for blazing the trail with the clah-ssic "Living With A Hernia"

My legs are achin’
my feet are numb
it hurts me just to crawl out of bed

I stumble to the window
watch my neighbors come and go
Even if I don’t fall over
I know I’m one step closer
(to your final destination)
it’s coming soon
every movement is a risk
I could slip another disc
(Living with Sciatica)
I got the shot but I’m barely coping
(Living with Sciatica)
I think I’ll take one ibuprofen
(Living with Sciatica)
two pills is far too potent!

A parody of James Brown, "Living in America"