Lyrics

Some kids, man, they get all the breaks
Their parents earn and they scrimp and they plan and they save
so their children don’t have to work
but that’s not for me ‘cause Dad is a jerk

It’s hard watching my old man spend
He bought a pony now he’s thinking of buying a jet
I’ll smile and nod if I must
then put his cash in a trust

“You can't buy a restaurant
any time that you want.
You still have some cash
so for god’s sake, save me some Dad!!”

One day I’ll put my Dad in a home
Until then I’ll have to fight his estate for control
I’ll lock him up if I must
After I put all his cash in a trust
Put his cash in a trust!!

A parody of Billy Joel, "A Matter of Trust"