Don't Take the Girl (A Windhorst v. Trolls Song)

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A parody of a song by Tim McGraw.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 05/06/2015 Released: 05/06/2015 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Brian Windhorst has covered LeBron James since he was 8 years old
So when LeBron took his talents to South Beach, well, Windy had to go
He's carved a niche and he's awfully good
he's great on PTI
He taught me that nothing good can come from engaging folks online
Windy said...
Don't read your mentions
Don't read the comments
They'll make you wanna cry
And if you don't want to lose your job then don't ever click reply
It takes some real self control
but please don't feed the trolls

A parody of Tim McGraw, "Don't Take The Girl"

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3324 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
This tune is destined for obscurity after it falls off the front page but I really enjoy these pop country jams.
3349 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Awesome. I somehow knew that pronunciation was coming... and it still made me laugh really hard. Doesn't even matter that I've never heard the original... it's basically a Number 8 on the Country Song Buffet menu, so it still sounds plenty familiar.
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