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I'm not sure how all of us intrepid chroniclers of TK's musical tastes have overlooked the origin of "do wear white" for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!!!! but when TK and Jeannie discussed it last week, well, I had to give it a shot. Interestingly, the original track says "wear white" not "DO wear white" so TK has it just a little bit wrong. I guess this is how he avoids the plagiarism charges? In any case, enjoy!

Something Happened To Me Yesterday by The Rolling Stones (just ask DA)

Nothing happened on the show today
TK ranted in his nonsensical way
Golf talk sure gets to me
Nigel screwed up, truly
Nothing happened on the show today

He can be an idiot
He has simply lost the plot
A podcast to showcase his flaws
This show stinks without pause
Tony!

[spoken] Well, thank you to our sponsors and now it's time for us all to go buy an IndoChino suit. So, from all of us at Chatter to all of you Littles, not forgetting the boys at Harry’s razors and our producer, Nigel, we'd like to say "Do you know who I am?" So, if you're out tonight, don't forget, if on your bike, wear white