Never Did No Wanderin'

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A parody of a song by The Folksmen.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 11/13/2018  Released: 11/13/2018  First aired: 02/05/2019

Lyrics

If I should need a tomato cage
I’d have to call my sooooon
Or a worker man to, like, plug stuff in, and turn my TV on
Never spun a ratchet with a narrow head
Or enjoyed its 3 degree arc swing
No I, never did no tinkerin’
Never did no tinkerin’
Never did no tinkerin’ round the home

Never did no tinkerin’ WHYYY
I just call Jen Babish at Loooooowes


NOT the Main St Singers!!!

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Birthday bingeing on Brad Weiss. At work, 9:25am, April 11, 2019. So smart, so funny....
    2275 days ago.
  • Matthew Dillhoff
    This is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2389 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Jinglie-worthy!!
    2423 days ago.