Judofuse

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A parody of a song by Steely Dan.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 11/12/2015  Released: 11/12/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Turn-Around is fair play!! My thank you to Jason for all the tongue-in-cheek tributes!

This is the guy
Who actually plays his axe
Just give him an hour
He’ll lay down your backing track
I heard the first one he sang for Liz
How her hands get cold
A sensation
Arpeggiatin’
This guy must be pro

He sang like a robot
For Huffington Post’s Fineman
Those seats of Cilliza
Would please even Springsteen’s fans
He made a Starship tune
Sound like it was almost good
And that’s really hard
This guy is an unsung star

When he hits the microphone
Schoolhouse Rock might just air
Sings Bon Jovi for Jordan Spieth
Who’s losing all his hair!
He’s got a song full of splinters in the end
Even sang Scooby-Doo!
He sang Alaskan Woman for a hungry gal
Call him judofuse

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    of all the jingle greatness that happened last week this odd back and forth might have been my favorite thing. and KJ's 76 song too.
    3277 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Did darts make it into the toy hall of fame?
    3279 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Well hell, a bullseye's only 50 points...
    3279 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Ooo,h always a good day when I learn a new vernacularism from the urban dictionary, Hampton. Thanks for the triple-twenty!
    3279 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    The day Jason did his Luceille jingle was the day I knew that I had to get out of the jingling business. Nice triple-twenty you just threw, Brad.
    3279 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    More Dan! More Brad! More Jason! More genius!
    3279 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Love this!
    3279 days ago.
  • John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
    This is fantastic all around. It's amazing how things can just fall into place when the "stars" align (les mis reference ??)
    3280 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Even I have to admit that I caught lightning in a bottle with this one. But - other than offer it up to a deserving Jason - what can I do with it? Send it to Nigel and say, "so there's this new jingle thing that started when Joe was in studio and, uh, yeah." It would be like trying to explain our obsessive jingling to your brother-in-law. No point. But: Enjoy!!
    3280 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Wow. I somehow did NOT see this coming... even though now in hindsight it's obvious I should have known we'd get here. Brilliant and ridiculously funny on top of being fast. I'm honored Brad! I wonder if this is some small amount of what people on the show feel when someone sings a song primarily written about them?
    3280 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Your drop the mic moment. Is this going to turn into a Zoolander type situation? Are we going to have a Jingle Off at the next get-together?
    3280 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    This is incredible.
    3280 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Wow! Brad! I seriously don't know how you guys do it. A fabulous and spot-on tribute to Jason! I can guarantee I won't be matching this turnaround spree tonight. I'm just not that good.
    3280 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Ummm, it would take me a lot more than 15 minutes to come up with lyrics like THIS.
    3280 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Like you said Joe, it takes about 15 minutes in your basement. Or my office, whichever is closer.
    3280 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    To create this, to this classic song, in THAT timeframe....One of the most impressive feats in jingle history, right here.
    3280 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Seriously, tears are rollin'!!!
    3280 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Oh man, outta control!!!! LOVE!!!!!!
    3280 days ago.

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