Lyrics

Monday, it starts with Mike Wilbon screaming 'bout I-95
Is Adam Silver still alive?
Golfing at Medinah, Ernie Banks and Ditka
Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, MICHAEL JORDAN
Forty-Two and Baez, high school soccer,
Name-dropping Earvin, three Stanley Cups,
Idiotic combines all gar-BAZZZH
Knuck-le-heads!
He's the King of Chicago, he's Wilbon
He's the King of Chicago, he's Wilbon (Can I get some damn chili?)
He's the King of Chicago, he's Wilbon (Can I get some damn chili?)
And not surprised.