Lyrics

When I was young, I hated getting in the tub
And eating steak was just no fun, but those days are gone
But beef alone, doesn't do it anymore
I need to dine without my clothes
Where Tom, Dick, and Harry go

The Schvitz is the best
If you don't wanna eat or bathe by yourself
Anymore
The Schvitz is the best
Combining meat with meat is the best
Beef galore!

Based on All By Myself by Eric Carmen