Lyrics

I used to use the stairs
until I started geriatric care
I’d walk the dog and I’d yell at clouds
Now Liz is in charge so that’s not allowed

One day she took me for a ride
then we stopped at Ingleside
And as she laughed and sped away
I realized that I'd have to stay

It’s 4pm now it’s time to feed me
the same mashed carrots that Bootsie’s eating
I texted my son said “How are you, kid?"
He texted me back “New phone who dis?"
For some reason I can't explain
everyone here seems to know my name
Say I was a millionaire
but that was when I used the stairs

A parody of Coldplay, “Viva La Vida"