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I haven't done one of these in a while, like a long while... so making up for lack of quantity with, uh, quantity. I have no idea how to cut this down to 60 seconds. From Michael's point of view after receiving the yoga text. Shout outs to Luke for the hype intro, and to him, Rob, and Kj for feedback.

Lyrics:

I am his son, so had to give him my number
I didn't know he'd learn to text me, oh no!

He's leotarded, and I'm broken-hearted, due to Dancercise
All of that bending, material so thin, I'm gonna cry
The thought of him in, a pair of Danskins, hurts me inside
No way that he's Namaste while doing Cirque du Soleil... oh my

Now I'm crying at "yoga"
At "I just tried yoga!"
I'll cry 'til I throw up
At "I just tried yoga!"

No, No!

His workout is less Jane, and more like Henry Fonda, yeah
If this doesn't change, then he can Shavasana when dead
(Corpse pose if you're no yogi)
Then I could cash in on all this pain and sufferin'
Instead I'm imagining him in a pair of Lululemons

He's leotarded, and I'm broken-hearted, due to Dancercise
All of that bending, material so thin, I'm gonna cry
The thought of him in, a pair of Danskins, hurts me inside
No way that he's Namaste while doing Cirque du Soleil... oh my

Now I'm crying at "yoga!" (The text from my Dad it said)
"I just tried yoga!" (He was so into it!)
I'll cry til I throw up (The text from my dad it said)
"I just tried yoga!"

No, No!
I knew who it was from, because he signed it Tony

Parody of "Cry Me A River" by JT and Timbaland.