Lyrics

I know, another long one.....

"Victim Of Love"

What kind of show have you got?
Podcast should be up but it’s not
Studio full of noise and dangerous boys
Plus Courtney the Goddess is hot!

I heard about you and Wilbon
There's just one thing I thinks a put on
He’s your lifelong co-host and each show is a roast
That you can’t surprise him’s just a con

Kornheiser Show, we listen every day
You tell your stories, we kvell
Kevin’s forecast today, he’s got this one thing to say
Sleep with one eye open Chuck Bell

Tony will always come clean
I think you know what I mean
He’s walkin' the wire, high pay plus desire
Looking for Kind bars for free

We send in our emails faxes and notes
If you read mine that’d be cool
We tell all our girlfriends,
our "pinned ‘round the world" friends
sports talk is for losers and fools

Kornheiser man, you’re orange old and bald
I could be wrong, but I'm not (no I’m not)
Kornheiser fans, we show it every day
Tony, what kind of chops have we got?

A parody of "Victim of Love" by Eagles