Lyrics

How long, how long ’til you die
Paging Father Time, your investments
your investments are in the red
Counting down the days until you're

I spent five minutes on the final drafts
of your eulogy and epitaph
Take a seat on this burning raft
or I'll ship you off to Ingleside

I track your health like an actuary
And now I’m worried you’ll reach ninety-three
A withered raisin doing PTI
unless I ship you off to Ingleside
Ship you off to Ingleside
Ship you off, ship you off

How long, how long ’til you die???

A parody of Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Otherside"