Lyrics

Can't match the performance of The Great Joe Aro, original parodist of this one. But it's under a minute so you can almost tolerate my performance


The toaster oven must be on the fritz.
And cable’s out again
Please fix my TV, and plug it in.


And I think I must have made it clear by now
I’d change a light bulb but I don’t know how
I’m not a man who’s handy ‘round the home
Oh, no, no, no
What’s a ratchet man??
Ratchet, man?
Must have me confused with me someone else

After Sir Elton's "Rocket Man"