Lyrics

Now if you have a podcast on from Monday to Fri-day
Just summon up this phrase and you can talk and talk all day
Justice, Kurkjian, Boz and Wilbon they might say it too
Scherzer should have pitched Game One and Strasburg pitched Game Two
Oh…..
Scherzer should have pitched Game One and Strasburg pitched Game Two-oo
Tony says it every day until he turns blue
If he says it loud enough then maybe it will be true
Scherzer should have pitched Game One and Strasburg pitched Game Two!

(it's dum da da dum dum, dumb dumb dumb)

The Nats should hire Mr Tony to set pitching rotations
Just look how well he runs the schedule of his podcast station
I mean, it's not like they oft' interrupted by some loud machine...
(LEAF BLOWER)

Scherzer should have pitched Game One and Strasburg pitched Game Two-oo
Scherzer should have pitched Game One and Strasburg pitched Game Two-oo
(Please tell Tony repeating things doesn't somehow make them true)
Scherzer should have pitched Game One and Strasburg pitched Game Two!

A parody of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from “Mary Poppins” by Richard and Robert Sherman