Doctor Kornheiser

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A parody of a song by Jackson Browne.
A Collaboration by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD & Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Recorded: 05/29/2017 Released: 05/29/2017 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Big thanks to Bill Barto for letting me play along. Great idea and lyrics.

Lyrics:
DOCTOR KORNHEISER PHD
GOT A CAP AND GOWN FOR FREE WITHOUT DOING
ANY REAL SCHOLARLY WORK

TROLLED HIS FRIENDS AT BINGHAMPTON
LAUGHED AT THIS KID NAMED DOG DOO AND GOT TO PLAY DOCTOR
WITH SOME LADY FROM PALAU

DOCTOR KORNHEISER
WILBON NOT SURPRISED
WHAT’S NEXT IN LINE
MAYBE A BRAND NEW RESTAURANT SIGN

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Listened again today. Such a great jingle!
2538 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
This is outstanding. Great job Sean.
2578 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Thanks all!
2580 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
One of my fave songs and you NAILED it!!! I love this.
2589 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I love this, guys! Bravo to both of you.
2590 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Sean doing Jackson Browne is already way up there... and then add the great idea/lyrics to that! This is tremendous.
2594 days ago.
Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
Nice job Sean, love it.
2595 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I tried to work up a jingle to this song for weeks.I never got close But this combo - perfection.
2595 days ago.

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All of Sean Morrissey's Jingles	Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
All the TK Jingles of 2017	Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites	Dalton Miller in McKinney, Texas
MY FAVORITES	joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD

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