Lyrics

"Simply Irresistible"

A doctorate from Binghamton
Still can’t believe they gave him one - oh, no
I’ll add here parenthetical
The idea’s antithetical - yeah, yeah

The school must have remorse, or he obtained it by force
He could barely perform even one science course
He’s still a loudmouth to me, but now it seems he

Thinks he’s intellectual
Thinks he’s intellectual
Thinks he’s intellectual
Walk-off line, you’ll be working for the Cornell Kids
Thinks he’s intellectual
Michael thought, there’s a better way to go
[Fade]