Lyrics

Here comes Mr. Tony's mailbag
faxes and notes, maybe send him some swag
Got something to please ya'
like a shot at CI-LEEEE-ZA
tell Michael it's raining
that's so entertaining....
And it's all in Mr. Tony's mailbag
(Shots at Cileeeza, really do please ya')
it's all in Mr. Tony's mailbag
(Come visit the ponies, No not Mr. Tony)
yes it's up next on Tony's mailbag
And here comes Mr. Tony's Mailbag

Lyrics/Vocals by JOE ARO
Parody of ELTON JOHN/I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES