Lyrics

Why are there so many
Choking dog sports teams?
And why do I root for them all?
From Wild Card ousters, to overtime gaggers
and no one to close in baseball....
We've seen it all and now choose to believe it,
there's no title soon for D.C.
Can somebody stop it, this asphyxiation?
in football, baseball and hockey

Parody of "Rainbow Connection"
Lyrics & Vocals by Joe Aro
Pardon me please, Brad Weiss.