Lyrics

The local restaurant down the street is trying hard to change their name....
With four old geezers now in charge, and new TV's for every game....
Come watch the tourney here this Sunday
and try the bowling alley fries.
I hear the chili is the bomb they say,
and Michael Wilbon wasn't surprised.
There's a Socialite, he's shaking hands
hey man, you'd think he owns the joint....
And Gary Williams signing Terps swag
while his old team disappoints.....
Let's go to Friendship Heights next Monday
it's trivia night, we all can play!
Can I bring my kid he knows a lot about sports,
and he'd love to talk about it with TK ???

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Pleasant Valley Sunday"