Lyrics

Well Scottsdale Arizona
Ain’t no part of Washington
But when you fly out there
You’ll find a pocket square
In the jacket of Mike Wilbon

Now Wilbon’s not a drinker
Although he likes to party with Sir Charles
And you’ll hear how he tells that more than half of his pals
Have been on “Dancing with the Stars”

And he’s mad, mad Mike Wilbon
The maddest cat out of Evanston
Hasn’t got the longest fuse
But tell us more about your shoes


After Jim Croce