Lyrics

When I shop on a Black Friday morn
Gotta get there by a quarter to four
After Bass when I hit Calvin Klein
Gonna have to get rid of all my ties

Gonna have to get rid of all my ties
Can’t gift to Wilbon or he’d be surprised
When I shop on the Delaware coast
Gonna get stuff for the guy I love most

I look for gifts, but that’s just a bust
I’ve never been a friend of Jesus
Not gonna happen so why even try
I can play at Santa just recycling my ties.


A one-hit wonder by N Greenbaum