Lyrics

Kurkjian calls up Tony, to talk about the righty
You can hear him nearly pass out, because he can't stop laughing
And he knows Tony's half-crazy, but that's why he wants to call-in,
And we feed him avocados that come all the way from Safeway,
And just when Tim tells Tony he's sick of avocados
That's when the littles come to see him, to ask him for an autograph
And bring him avocados