NFL Is So Lame

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A parody of a song by America.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/15/2016  Released: 11/16/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

NFL Is So Lame [Horse With No Name]

Since the first part of the season
The quality of games has been way down
Carolina’s toast and Aaron Rogers stinks
Don’t get me started on the Cleveland Browns

The first couple games Carson Wentz had some buzz
And the Broncos riled up their crowds
But just like Chip Kelly and Jay Cutler, too
They’re driving their teams straight into the ground

This season’s full of broken windshield games
These contests are the lamest of the lame
You leave two tickets to these games on your dashboard
You come back to broken glass and someone’s left you two more
blah, blah to fade

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Top 20 all time hated tune for me, but LOVE this version.
    2500 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Smooth, Mr. Fitz! You know what else is lame, Fantasy Football!
    2715 days ago.