Lyrics

Are you hungry I want to know
if you are there's a place where we both should go
Is it Chilis
Oh no, but they’ve got ribs
Is it Chuck-E-Cheese
Not even close, don’t bring the kids
If you want to know where I’d love to go
It's to The Schvitz
what is a schvitz?
Whoa oh it’s to The Schvitz
show me The Shvitz!

The front door opens then closes tight
you’re in a dark room and hear folks screaming “NOOOOOOOO!!!"
You’ll be scared but try to keep your wits
‘cause that’s part of The Schvitz!!

Do you pay in cash?
Oh no! That's not their way
Offer something else and you'll receive a steak
If you wanna know where I wanna go
it’s to The Schvitz
Let’s hit The Schvitz!!!

A parody of Betty Everett, "The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s In His Kiss)"