Lyrics

If Kirk could read a defense
’Skins might actually win a game
Not like a Rodgers or Brady
Redskins quarterbacks are lame
The 4th quarter starts
Interceptions come
They can’t score a TD
As for Kirk, well, let’s get real
And you won’t watch a game again
Because the ending’s just too hard to take.
 
As you watch game film, Jay
What a tale your thoughts could tell
I’ll bet you need a strong drink
The kind that the liquor stores sell
When you reach the part where the heartache comes
That crying, hey that’s me
Your play calls often fail
I hope you won't call that fade again
Because that catch is just too hard for the rookie to make

A parody of “If You Could Read My Mind” by Gordon Lightfoot