Lyrics

Here comes Tony's mailbag!
Just when you thought he said all he could say
Tony's got a few e-mails to read you today
Here comes Tony's mailbag!
He won't take calls, that number's false (412!)
so you have to send your message through
Tony's mailbag!
If your e-mail's funny then he might read it (it!)
Also helps if you're not an idiot
Inside jokes that the folks appreciate
So now at any rate,
it's Tony's mailbag!

A parody of Usher, "Confessions Part II"