Lyrics

Inspired by real events that occurred on June 25, 2016!!

Sales weasels piss me off
Big timing me like some jack off
30 minutes ’til the show and we got a Mexican standoff
Man, those weasels piss me off

Is this a bridge I wanna burn?
after Chris you’d think I'd learned
But the weasels crossed me and now they deserve a turn
Yeah, I guess that bridge is burned

I still hear her saying “I FOUND THIS PLACE.”
as she tries to change my plans
I meet her eyes, I look her in the face
and ask her, “Lady, don’t you know who I am?"

What a way to start the show...

A parody of Drive-By Truckers, "Danko/Manuel"