Brooks Laich is Gone (Walk Like a Man)

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A parody of a song by Frankie Vallie & The Four Seasons.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 03/09/2016  Released: 03/09/2016  First aired: 03/11/2016

Lyrics

Yes, it's another Caps jingle.

Lyrics:
TONE HOW YA TRY
TO MAKE THE CAPS FANS SIGH
TAKING LITTLE SHOTS AT TROTZ AND FRIENDS
CAN’T WE MOURN A LITTLE A LONGER
THEY GAVE HIM UP NO BOTHER
DC’S LONGEST TENURED SPORTS ICON
HE TROLLS ON
BROOKS LAICH IS GONE
HOW WILL THE CAPS GO ON
NOW ALL HOPE IS DEAD AND LOST
NO STANLEY CUPS
JUST ANOTHER CHOKING DOG
YEA BROOKS LAICH WENT BON VOYAGE
BROOKS LAICH IS GONE
WE BETTER PEN A PSALM
WHERE’S THE PRESSER ON THE SOUTH LAWN
FIRST TO LAST IS ROUGH
PLEASE LEAVE JULIANNA HOUGH
OH YEA BROOKS’ WIFE IS HOT AS F*&%

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  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    ;)
    2991 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Don't tell your wife I thought she was still dating Seacrest :)
    2991 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thanks all for the kind words. Anita, KJ I've just recently discovered her name is actually "Juilanne". E! obsessed wife, is super disappointed in me. Meh..
    2991 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    KJ - that was so like 2 years ago.
    2991 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Can I ask a practical question here? When exactly did Julianna Hough break up with Ryan Seacrest?
    2991 days ago.
  • attaboy
    Sean - glad to know that I am not the only one who realized that saying goodbye to Brooks meant adios to Julianne. That is the real loss to DC. Elsewhere in the NHL...
    2991 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    yes! the brooks laich jingle is here. that ending has me typing through blurry eyes full of tears.
    2992 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Great range... and that ending line... so funny.
    2992 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    All the little pieces of Sean's work add up to more than the sum of its parts. Kind of like points for wins in overtime. So nice!
    2992 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    I'm with KJ. Tears at pen a psalm. And the last line. Too funny. More hockey lvove. Yeah!!
    2992 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Great stuff here. "We better pen a psalm" - Ha!
    2992 days ago.