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You ask him if he'll write your term paper, well I guess
He will probably say no.
You think he'd like to do you a favor, well I guess
You've never listened to this show.

But if you are willing to shovel his snow and ice
You might get an autographed ball cap from PTI.

Don't you know he's gonna read
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