Lyrics

Steve in Wichita is to blame for this. His email was too funny to not do this jingle.


If you're black and blue because I beat hell out of you
Giving me sweaty armpits
Putin on the spritz

Want to smell nice when greeting members
of competing crime syndicates
Putin on the spritz

Dressed up like Alexander Litvinenko
Can't concentrate? Maybe supplement with ginkgo
...or could be radiation poisoning

Let's meet in Red Square; no one there
Last smell of your life, it's
Putin on the spritz

Have you seen my hockey skills
Like golf scores of Kim Jong Il
I play with former pros
I score 8 goals!
Posing shirtless for Russian women
You are envious. You are forgiven.
You tell me to put my shirt on
I kill you

Need a scent that naked men respect
When out on town for steak and a schvitz
Putin on the spritz