FM [No Static At All]

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A parody of a song by Steely Dan.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 12/18/2015  Released: 12/18/2015  First aired: 01/04/2016

Lyrics

The Deluge of Dan continues....

FM (No Static At All)

Nary a bottle Tony, of grapefruit juice
No fat curd cottage cheese either, there’s no excuse
The stock boys just don’t care what's on
The shelves are just bare c’mon
What are we doin’ out there?
Just had to put that line in this song

Won’t find what you are seeking, they’re out of rice
Won’t find a box of hydrox, tho they taste nice
Just ran into Charles Lane, last night
He wrote shattered glass, that’s right

No groceries at all
No groceries
No groceries at all
Safeway –
No groceries at all

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  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    And speaking of Gretchen Wu, I choose to picture her like this https://www.pinterest.com/pin/18647785927097004/ [And in case Gretchen is reading along, I mean that in the best possible way...]
    3059 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Just my long-winded way of sneaking in a Gretchen Wu reference,
    3059 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Wait, Brad, YOU saved latin? https://youtu.be/HtAHucR--s0
    3059 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Sic transit gloria mundi - but a jingle lasts forever! Or as long as Negrelli's website holds out.
    3059 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    So, I kinda always hoped my finest moment would sound something like "John Fitzpatrick, world-record PowerBall winner!" but until that happens, that was pretty sweet....
    3059 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Highest praise....
    3059 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    "John Fitzpatrick's finest moment" - TK . How can you get a better response than that?!?
    3059 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Hilarious, John! Really, the Deluge of Dan is fantastic!
    3074 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Outstanding. The ongoing Steely Dan bit is killing me. What Anita said.
    3075 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Keep 'em comin'.
    3075 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Masterpiece!
    3075 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I knew I would love it, before I heard it.....
    3075 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    this is SO funny...the idea of a grocery store with no food in it will NEVER get old to me.
    3076 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Just HAD to put that line in this song, did ya?? Wow. This is like waaaaaaay deep in that jazz fusion catalog. Kudos - wonderful!!
    3076 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I laughed so hard at "Just had to put that line in this song" Amazing.
    3076 days ago.

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