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Hello, Tony
Whaddaya know, Tony?
It's so nice to have you back on the radio

Torie's defending Rummy, Nigel & Courtney are looking chummy
but you're still going, you're still crowing
Jeannie still picks 'em wrong

You know that Gary's pretty funny
Kevin's newscasts are always crummy
I get the sense he's never listened to the show

So that's a wrap, fellas
We've heard enough of Tony's crap, fellas
It's time to read Tony's mailbag!!!

In the style of Bobby Darin