1-877-Wooden Bowls

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A parody of a song by 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS KRAP.
Recorded by Shad in DC
Recorded: 11/16/2015  Released: 11/17/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

1-877- Wooden Bowls, W-O-D-D Wooden Bowls;
1-877- Wooden Bowls, Mr. Tony's Final Resting Place.

I guess cremation is fine and putting Mr. Tony's ashes in a salad bowl is cool, but when I imagine Mr. Tony dead (attempt at humor aside....) I imagine him stuffed!

Put him on the porch and when kids walk by a recorded voice screams out:

"Get Off Of My Lawn!! Get Off Of My Lawn!!"

Or bring him to the radio station and every 5 minutes- push the button and boom:

"I believe I had that. I believe I had that."

So, next time you're dreaming about Mr. Tony's final resting place, think mounted on the wall- not burnt to a crisp.

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    The idea of Taxidermy Tony... man, so funny.
    3152 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Tears in my eyes, food on the laptop screen.
    3155 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Way to go Shad. I knew this story would swan a song or two.
    3155 days ago.

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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All of Shad's Jingles Shad in DC
All the TK Jingles of 2015 Jerry in Annandale, VA