Let Michael Know

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A parody of a song by George Strait.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 10/19/2015  Released: 10/20/2015  First aired: 10/28/2015

Lyrics

Somebody tell Michael...

Lyrics:
It started way back in grade school.
I'm sure he thought his Dad was pretty dang cool.
He shipped him off to Camp Nebagamon
where Michael learned to chop wood like Paul Bunyan.

I bet he's an expert egg-boiler.
He can name the Rascals - that ain't no spoiler.
Probably knows 2nd prize is a set of steak knifes.
But Tone, he's missing out on this info for life!:

Gas is so cheap at the BP in Birmingham.
Bees die when they sting.
Chimps ain't monkeys & Safeway's got 2 for 1 on Spam
And it's raining!
This is important info to let Michael know.
Let Michael know!

*A parody of George Strait's "Check Yes or No"

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  • Mark L in Dunn Loring
    Louisiana! Wow, there are no 2 places more different than Louisiana and Minnesota. I guess that makes you at least bilingual.
    3293 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Thanks, everybody! When I was a young 'un growing up in Louisiana I always wanted to sing country or bluegrass music so your comments are especially appreciated :)
    3294 days ago.
  • Mark L in Dunn Loring
    Love your voice!
    3295 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    So glad this hit the air! "Bees die when they sting" is so damn sneaky funny!
    3295 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    The best jingles are jokes in jokes, like some sort of Russian nesting doll. Beautifully done, Ms. Ohnstad.
    3301 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Perfection. And the country suits your voice!
    3302 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Wow George Strait!! Nice, Kj !!
    3303 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    man you're good. you're just so damned GOOD!
    3303 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    That accent is an absolute killer. It's way, way too good to use so sparingly! And great job pulling so many various trivial bits of info and making them all work in one song.
    3303 days ago.

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