Tenth Avenue Freeze Out

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A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 10/19/2015  Released: 10/19/2015  First aired: 10/20/2015

Lyrics

The locals went to Jersey hoping they could get back in the groove
But with that O-line so depleted they just can’t get the chains to move
Well Bashaud Breeland had a nose for the ball
Just good enough for 30 minutes, that’s all
(Cuz each week in the)
3rd Quarter they’re Blown Out!
3rd Quarter they’re Blown Out!

Kirk was standin’ in the pocket tryin’ to see if he could up a fight.
When the stakes were high and the chips were down he threw it to the team in WHITE!
You thought the qb situation was bad?
Sure looks like the wheels have fallen off real fast
(Cuz once more in the)
3rd Quarter they’re Blown Out!
3rd Quarter they’re Blown Out!

Parody of The Boss, "Tenth Avenue Freeze Out"

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Well deserved airtime! I love it and so did Liz :)
    3264 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    probably should have written "couldn't care less" but I'm not sure his apathy has reached bottom.
    3273 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    would you rather root for a QB that throws the ball to the other team a LOT like Cousins, or a QB who could care less whether his team wins or loses (smokin' Jay)? it's a tough call.
    3273 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Airtime!! Affirmation, baby!!
    3273 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Spectacular Brad!
    3273 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Bradford is MY Littles FF QB... and I chose him... way early in the draft in fact... so now I feel even dumber than usual. By the way, if Kirk throws another soul crushing interception there needs to be a jingle about Cousins/Cutler being in a separated at QB-birth situation. "Cutler and Cousins, they're two of a kind..."
    3273 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    "MY QB"? You don't think I actually ROOT for the D.C. football club, do you??! I only root for the jingles - and the Bears, so the QB situation is horrible.
    3273 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    So funny Brad. Love it. It could be worse. Bradford could be your QB.
    3274 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Man, "Just good enough for 30..." such a great line that's so funny and true.
    3274 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    ANOTHER great redskin song this week that they didn't play! that's what the Monday morning open is for!
    3274 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    They're aren't yelling"Bruuuuuuuce" they are yelling "Weiiiiiiisss." Great work.
    3274 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    This is so damn funny! I love your Springsteen - I can hear the clenched jaw and everything. Liz is gonna love this...
    3274 days ago.