Red Wedding

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A parody of a song by Billy Idol.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 09/01/2015  Released: 09/02/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Robert Griffin seems like a nice guy. I feel bad that he's in this mess, but not bad enough that I won't make fun of it... I mean, jinglers are gonna jingle. His public statements also make it so much worse/better to follow. I agree with what David repeatedly said on the show, "Cut him TODAY!" Free the team from at least this ring of the circus, and give RG3 a chance to go elsewhere without haggling over a 5th or 6th round pick. It's the best of both worlds. Wait - now I wanna do a Van Halen song...

Anyway - I mainly did this song for "he won't start again" at the end of the chorus. Roll on, 80's train, roll on.

Hey Robert Griffin, what have you done?
Hey Robert Griffin, don't blame the intern
Hey Robert Griffin - your best position
Hey Robert Griffin - is Subway spokesperson
Hey Robert Griffin - distraction?

Listen to David, just cut him
It's a nice day to, cut Griffin
Cut him today, he won't start again


Parody of "White Wedding" by Billy Idol

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    But if you were a Billy Idol song, which one would you be? 50/50 that question has shown up on some psych exam at some point.
    3153 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    *fan, not song. Woo.
    3164 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Yes, the whole thing is great but that "start again" line is perfectly executed! I'm not a big Billy Idol song but what does it say that my favorite of his is "Rock the Cradle of Love?"
    3164 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Thanks! Totally was snarling John. That line was so much more fun than I expected... really makes me wanna do something with Rebel Yell now, as it's an entire chorus of basically that. Steve - I'm glad that ad lib was understandable. I thought about going into the bridge there, but it was already long enough.
    3179 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    I can see the curl in your snarling lip as you blast that terrific "start again!"
    3180 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Don't pick him up! Brilliant coda.
    3180 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    "You don't have to die and go to heaven...or hang around to be born again..."
    3180 days ago.

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