Lyrics

Well my family and I were getting ready to go
To see our favorite team. Were so excited, you know?
We got to the arena, and we said “Today
We get to see Tony Parker and Ginobli play.”

And to our surprise, but as you might have guessed
They were sittin’ on the bench in their Sunday best.
I commenced to shakin’ my head and stared,
“Isn’t there someone who would grow a pair?”

Is there a living, breathing NBA commissioner?
(a living, breathing NBA commissioner)
A living, breathing NBA commissioner?
This game looks bad to me.

As we looked on the court, what did we see?
Well the point guard just fell over as he chucked a three.
Who is that guy who just missed a layup?
Baldy don’t know either. Ain’t gonna make them pay up.

Is there a living, breathing NBA commissioner?
(a living, breathing NBA commissioner)
A living, breathing NBA commissioner?
This game looks bad to me.

“Mr NBA commissioner what’s your line?
These teams take all our money, but the product’s swine.”
I heard him say in a voice so quiet,
“If you hate it so much, then you shouldn’t buy it.”

Where is this living, breathing NBA commissioner?
(a living, breathing NBA commissioner)
He’s just a bald man with no plan kinda yellow people pleaser
With games so hard to see.

Well we tried to sit through the whole first quarter
And gasped when a stray ball nailed a sideline reporter.
As I helped Aldridge up, I turned to him and said,
“Enough of this crap, I’m heading home to bed.”

Cause he’s a chicken (beep), absentee NBA commissioner
A lame duck, infantile NBA commissioner
A pea-brained, people-pleasin’ NBA commissioner
Wilbon loves him but he’s seen the last of me.

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I have no idea how I know this song, but I did...Thanks to my son for adding the background vocals!