Lyrics

I, I see my cable’s out
and I’ve got a sinking feeling what that portends
I slip quietly down the stairs
because I keep all my axes down there
and I pick one up
I’m fearing a home invasion
the only logical explanation
I’m dripping with perspiration
cause of my TV’s pixelation
any minute, a home invasion
my paranoid isolation
Need psychiatric evaluation
or maybe just a long vacation

A parody of Beach Boys, “Good Vibrations"